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 This month's feature profile is Miss Funk. Unknown to most, her first name actually is 'Miss'. But don't mess around with her because she'll whip you into the best shape of your life in less time than it takes to say 'Simmons'. Known to have ties to the Korean government, Miss Funk is watched closely by ours. Check her profile here.

09.15.06
DUNHAM: Bad news ladies! I tied the knot! Yeah, I'm off the market officially. Please don't let that stop you from rockin and drinkin though, 'cause I assure you that my new lady does plenty of both. She headlined for Sabbath a few years ago but nobody remembers 'cause she rocked so hard she wiped out people's memories of the whole event. 'twas quite something. Anyhow, eat it.

08.26.06
FRESNO: So I've been in hiding for a few months. Turns out that this whole comeback thing hasn't worked out too good. I had hoped to be rolling in ladies and beers by now. I guess people see right through me. So I decided to do an art piece to express my love for the ocean. Start where you left off and always know you can begin fresh...